Good God, this is such a mad, mad world. Paul Watson gives us a little humor with the latest attempt by a European government (this time Finland) that is in complete denial about the now well-documented, although still politically-censored, phenomenon of Muslim-family gangs perpetrating child sex-slavery and trafficking of the indigenous population.

So much for government giving their native citizenry a public service warning that seems to actually put you in more danger by giving Finnish women a false sense of security.

Here’s a handy list of previous rape preventative measures compiled at @lltnpos:

• Bodyguards
• Mittens
• Microphones
• Whistles
• Sneakers
• Tattoos
• Safety-pins
• Bracelets