From that zany no-walls-having country that brought us rape tattoos¹, Deutschland once again provides invaluable advice to its fairer sex. The federal police agency Bundeskriminalamt provides the following tips for its women precursory to an imminent migrant rape²:
- Travel in twos or threes
- Wear sneakers instead of high heels, so you can run away
- Avoid alcohol and drugs
- Drink only from bottles with an intact bottle cap
- Look up from your mobile phone and actively observe the area
- Only when absolutely necessary: strike the rapist’s genitals, joints, eyes, nose and ears
Don’t wear high heels in a potential rape situation; wear sneakers so you can run away. Sounds good.