Berlin, we have a problem¹! Or not. So rub on your tattoo (or put on your safety-pin, bracelet or mittens) and just slide your wet, sexy, teenage, female body into your favourite skimpy bikini, and freely go to a German public swimming pool. Don’t worry about it. As with all of the other fantasy programs designed to alleviate rapes by the ‘Immigrants Whose Religion Must Not Be Named‘, it must be working famously. Ja!