From that zany no-walls-having country that brought us rape tattoos¹, Deutschland once again provides invaluable advice to its fairer sex. The federal police agency Bundeskriminalamt provides the following tips for its women precursory to an imminent migrant rape²:

• Travel in twos or threes
• Wear sneakers instead of high heels, so you can run away
• Avoid alcohol and drugs
• Drink only from bottles with an intact bottle cap
• Look up from your mobile phone and actively observe the area
• Only when absolutely necessary: strike the rapist’s genitals, joints, eyes, nose and ears

Don’t wear high heels in a potential rape situation; wear sneakers so you can run away. Sounds good.

¹ German Rape Tattoos
² Freie Zeiten; ‘Women Should Wear Sneakers So They Can Run Away From Asylum Seekers‘