Berlin, we have a problem¹! Or not. So rub on your tattoo (or put on your safety-pin, bracelet or mittens) and just slide your wet, sexy, teenage, female body into your favourite skimpy bikini, and freely go to a German public swimming pool. Don’t worry about it. As with all of the other fantasy programs designed to alleviate rapes by the ‘Immigrants Whose Religion Must Not Be Named‘, it must be working famously. Ja!

¹ Daily Mail, Ollie Gillman; ‘Tattoos spelling out ‘NO!’ are being given to young girls at German swimming pools to help stop sex attacks‘

See also:
English Rape Safety-Pins
Swedish Rape Bracelets
Finnish Rape Mittens