Turn The Power To My Freezer Back On, Please Hal
This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
The Green Death
“Better Dead Than Green!” Well, it’s a start for a slogan, but “eco-” and “green-” fascism is just as bad as any other, right?
Too Big To Cancel™
We’ll show you Islamic jihadis! Ah-hem. IPCC, AR5, Ch.13, Sea Level Change; WG I. “…[variables include] precipitation; temperature; water vapor…” Take that!
Man-Made Earthing Hotness Is Real – Just Let Me Check…Again
It’s been settled that 97% of Enron’s office staff are A-OK with their own work. So don’t even think about checking anything.
The Bad, The Whole Bad & Nothing But the Bad
We humans seem to have a complete grip in living anywhere on earth and adapting to large 12-hour temperature swings. But coffee…?
Cars – Leave Me Alone
Every day it seems that the Northern Land of the Free, Canada, intends on moving in the direction of every other government that has a wi-fi connection. Stop! Just leave us alone…
Out Cold
We used to just yarn about the weather. Let’s take every politician’s opinion about weather “off the table” – forever!
Calgary-Made Globally Warming (CMGW)
When will elitists stop trying to take our stuff and telling us what to do? Ha! Never! It was a trick question.
God Is Good, God is Great (When It’s 85.7ºF)
Another item in the long list of things that get worse with global warming. In this case, extra ºF’s can cause spontaneous jihadi outbursts.
Gaz & Leccy
In his legal treatise, Institutes of the Laws of England (1628), Sir Edward Coke wrote, A man’s house is his castle and fortress, et domus sua cuique tutissimum refugium (and each man’s home is his safest refuge). This general legal principle, carried into common law, implied that no one may enter a person’s home without permission.…
Life, liberty & the non-pursuit of socialism 