Do what we say, and you can live a relatively normal life. Dude...

In the sweepstakes for the Best Socialist Economic Region™ award, it seems “Australia” once again is edging out Canada’s Justin ‘How Do You Like Me Black-Face Now, Brah?’ Trudeau. I know — pretty sweet, huh? It doesn’t get any better than this. Apparently…

If you get vaccinated, you’ll be able to live a relatively-normal life.

So don’t be a straggler, dude! The vaccine is safe and effective. The first vaccine injection was safe and effective. The second vaccine injection was safe and effective. The third vaccine injection was safe and effective. The forth vaccine injection was safe and effective. And the upcoming fifth vaccine injection will also be safe and effective. So there.